I am NOT going to make fun of people watching the Royal Wedding

When I heard there was a Royal wedding, I thought "Does it involve George Brett? U. L. Washington? Pete LaCock?"The I realized it was Royal as in "someday king of England" royal.I couldn't possibly care less about this wedding in England today.It's not for me.Two 20 somethings are getting married. Both will spend the rest of their lives waving and not paying taxes.If you ARE caught up in it, I