Congrats on your 400th homer Albert... Now PLEASE don't get caught

Seriously, the WHOLE EARTH wants this to be a cool and wonderful achievement.We want to have each homer be a wonderful moment.But we've been stung recently. And we're slow to trust.So... I'm not going to ask if there's anything in your diet BESIDES Wheaties Fuel... please hide it well.I don't want to know. Nobody does. We want to have fun.Hide it better than those other two sluggers who played